Wherefore art thou, Suri Cruise

So those of you in celebrity blog land know that many a celebrity blogger feels that Suri Cruise is a sham. Over at Pink is the New Blog the conspiracy theories fly but there is a picture of a sham "first photo" and further down one of what might be the baby's carriage if you squint and look closely. Now, The Showbuzz has a game where you create your own Suri. Tee-hee. Being a totally shameless celebrity gossip hound is fun! What will I do when I have to go back to work?!? How do I make sure that Miss F doesn't end up with my addictive tendencies?!? Is being a shameless celebrity gossip hound genetic? Does it have to do with my California roots? Does this go back to the days of buying Tiger Beat to find pictures of Wil Wheaton for my Lurve Notebook of Wil Wheaton (yeah, I know River Phoenix was the true heartthrob of "Stand By Me" but I love me some geek, even in 7th grade, and really, look who's hottest now--the guy that played Vern!)?!