'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

I'm driving home today and I hear 'Ironic' by Alanis Morisette (I always say the only thing "Ironic" about the song is that nothing she mentions is actually ironic, it's just bad luck or coincidence...). When the song first came out I thought the lyric was "An old man, turned and he ate". Now I know it's that he "turned 98" but it doesn't matter, when I hear the song, I hear "an old man, turned and he ate". I also hear "poophead" instead of "oooh babe" in Def Leppard's "Hysteria" (Mr. B hears "In-sin-you-ee" instead of "say you will" in the same song--it's rife with misheard lyrics, I think) and I still think of "dirty deeds and the thunder chief" when I hear AC/DCs "Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap". My favorite though, is that I thought they said "When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled 'Hot dog! Go!" instead of "Cotton Eye Joe" in "If you're Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)". Yes, misheard lyrics are a funny thing. The website http://www.kissthisguy.com is always good for a laugh (and to know you're not alone in the misheard lyric department)

Miss F is a jumping machine. She loves her Jumperoo. Here are some action shots!